Georgia, Folks! The show in Georgia was full. The crowd was great. I was a little shaky. The quadruple macchiato an hour before the show didn’t help. It’s always weird to me to feel like that on ...
Read More →Dispatches
A Lonely Molar.
Oral surgery, People! Not great. I think the procedure went fine. They had to rip a tooth out of my head. A dead molar with a crown on it. An old root canal was rotting. I am very glad I ...
Read More →The Respite of Denial.
Live Rock, People! I went to see Gang of Four the other night. I don’t think we’re past Covid but we are certainly in the ‘fuck it’ period of the pandemic. The pause between surges. The respite of ...
Read More →Snow.
Snow, Folks. Snow. It had been a while since I had actually seen snow. I still kind of took it for granted like it was no big deal. It isn’t, really. I have seen a lot of it in my life. I just ...
Read More →The Loud Quiet.
Watching the water, People. This may be a journal entry. I drove up to San Luis Obispo with my opener, Esther Povitsky. There’s a point where the water, the Pacific Ocean, just appears on the ...
Read More →Probably Good He Quit Comedy.
People!I made a quick trip home. Went to look at some property and also to see my father. Sadly, every time I go back I feel a little less connected. I think I may have eaten my last helping of carne ...
Read More →Ghost Portal.
The Bay Area, People! I always forget that San Francisco kind of gives me the creeps. Not the people or even the city per se. There’s just a vibe up there, maaaan. An electric darkness. Before I try to ...
Read More →Make It Pretty.
Been a little loopy, Folks. I was in NYC last week doing some promotional stuff for The Bad Guys. There was a lot of shooting for television spots in Korea, China, Israel, Mexico, Australia and more. ...
Read More →Samster.
I think I’m good, Folks! I have gotten two negative PCR tests in the last week. I have been exercising at full tilt. I don’t feel ‘great’ but I’m not sure I’ve ever felt great. I really can’t ...
Read More →mRNA Troops.
Getting through, Folks! I’m better. I think. The test was very, very close to clean on Saturday. I’ll do one today. There was just a smidgen of a hint of a second line. My load is way down and almost ...
Read More →Covid.
The Covid, People. I got Covid, finally. I tested positive last Tuesday. I was feeling it Monday. I tested negative Monday morning. I felt worse throughout the day. I tested again on Tuesday and bam, ...
Read More →Bob.
Funerals, People. We’re all going to have one. I don’t think any of them will be as truly loving and sad as Bob Saget’s. So many people loved this guy. It was overwhelming. I have not been to an actual ...
Read More →Cat Party.
Cats, People. It was a rough week but I think we’re coming out of it. I’m not speaking about the world or the country because I’m not sure we’re coming out of whatever the fuck is unraveling at all ...
Read More →Another One.
Here comes another one, People. That’s my version of Happy New Year. Happy New Year sounds preemptively ironic under current conditions. I watched The Asphalt Jungle last night. Sterling Hayden as the ...
Read More →A Fairly Weak Delusion.
I’ve hit a wall, Friends. It’s always the way it goes with the food. I know how to eat. I know how to maintain good eating. I know it’s the holidays but, fuck. It’s like some kind of daily ...
Read More →An Abyss of Me.
Breaking down, Folks. I wake up feeling like I played rugby the day before. My joints hurt. I’m always sore. I work out too much. To what end? If it’s to feel better, I’m not sure that is what is ...
Read More →More Will Reveal Itself.
Driving, People! I was in New Mexico. I flew out there to see my dad and spend some time with him. He was waiting to get admitted to the hospital to have a procedure and it seemed like it was a ...
Read More →It's Not COVID.
Sicky, Folks. I have an old school cold. I haven’t been sick since before lockdown. Feeling nostalgic for regular cold and flu season when you didn’t have to get tested to make sure you didn’t have the ...
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