Hello, People. Today try to take a minute and reflect on the sacrifice the people in the armed forces have made over the years doing their duty. Then eat some food. I want to ...
Read More →Dispatches
Seattle.
Pacific Northwest, folks!I’m back from Seattle. I was really only there a day. Three nights, one day. That’s how that worked. As I mentioned I went up there for the opening night of the Seattle ...
Read More →Real Authentic.
Another week, Folks! How are you all? Today my cat LaFonda decided to throw up all over my bed. Exciting. She’s okay. It’s a cat thing. There are a couple of things I should tell you ...
Read More →The Big Question.
Flying, People! I’m in the air. Flying into NYC to do some talks. I’m not going to be lecturing. I’m going to be talking to some people. I was supposed to be doing a GLOW screening event ...
Read More →Rationalizing.
Nuts, People! Too many nuts. Cashew nuts. Too many. I ran out and I’m afraid to get more. I’m hoping maybe the world ran out. Unlikely. Getting doughy from the nuts. Healthy doughy. Nut ...
Read More →Three Grades of Fatty Tuna.
Hi, People! San Diego was much better than I expected. I’m not sure why I had an aversion to San Diego but I was wrong. I don’t know if it’s a great place or what is really going on ...
Read More →Three Grades of Fatty Tuna.
Hi, People!San Diego was much better than I expected.I’m not sure why I had an aversion to San Diego but I was wrong. I don’t know if it’s a great place or what is really going on there. I know people ...
Read More →Old Friends.
I’m back, Folks.I don’t feel that jet lagged but I don’t know. Part of me thinks I’m sleeping right now. Like, when I’m writing this. I may be. Reality has become tenuous and my perception is all I know ...
Read More →Things I've Done.
Good day, Folks!Still in London. On to Dublin on Tuesday for a show Thursday. It’s been great, really.Despite my own brain and fighting old feelings and the residue of old fears, this trip over the pond ...
Read More →Institutions.
Hey, Folks!I’m in New York. I’m doing one of those hit-and-run trips. I have a little scene in a movie to do today then I’m off to the UK for the shows there. There are still some tickets available for ...
Read More →Aspen.
I’m high, People!Altitude-wise. And surrounded by high people. Colorado.Well, all my anxiety about Aspen was unwarranted but real nonetheless. It turns out that a lot of my weird feelings were from ...
Read More →Personal Garbage.
Hey, Folks!The whole daylight savings thing has really fucked me up somehow. Not only do I not know what time it really is but I’m having trouble knowing what day it is. Maybe it’s a deeper problem. I ...
Read More →Vinyl.
Heavy weather, folks. I know I can’t complain but I can be nervous. Scratch that, terrified. The weather has been fucking crazy. The hills around Los Angeles look like fucking Scotland. Which is ...
Read More →The Return.
Buster lives, People!Sadly, I have to start this missive marking the passing of a fellow comic and unique human. Brody Stevens passed away last week. He was a one of kind person. An authentic, ...
Read More →Hoping and Doing.
Sad, People.My new little guy, Buster Kitten, is really sick.It came out of nowhere. He was throwing up the other day. That happens when you have cats. I brought him in before for the puking and the vet ...
Read More →A Close Call.
I believe, People!Thankfully, I let the truth disassemble and crush those beliefs as soon as possible. Sometimes it takes longer than I like. A little business up front here. The Dynasty Typewriter ...
Read More →Turning a Corner.
People! Winning? Overrated. Who doesn’t want to win? I guess. I’m just not always sure what game we are playing. I mean, if you are actually playing a game with rules and a ...
Read More →Changes and Choices.
Hello, PeopleI’m losing my mind. You?I’ve gotten myself all strung out again. Nicotine lozenges and about a gallon of black tea a day. I’m sitting around wondering why I’m so anxious and jacked up all the ...
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